Our Thanksgiving Pants

We all commented that the turkey was grand,
somebody saying the gravy was too bland,
we had said Grace,
stuffed our faces,
thank God for pants with elastic waist bands!






11-24-16
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!
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Allison Avatar
November 26, 2016 at 3:42 PM
ha ha ha made me LOL Cheryl - our major celebration is Christmas and I just eat a normal sized dinner and don't gross out :-) hugs jan xx
Hoffman Avatar
November 26, 2016 at 7:39 PM
They say that American's gain between 5-10 pounds over the Holidays which is pretty pitiful! Glad I made you laugh Jan! Hugs~Che xx
Robinson Jr. Avatar
November 24, 2016 at 7:02 PM
One size stuffs all, baby. Lol. I feel you on this much needed appropriate advice for the holiday. Good poem though. Love and many blessings to you.
Hoffman Avatar
November 24, 2016 at 8:16 PM
Lol, thank God for the invention of elastic bands! I edited the poem not being satisfied with the way it rhymed….Love & blessings back to you too!:)
Flats Avatar
November 24, 2016 at 9:56 AM
AMEN! Doesn't help that I've been feast-training for weeks! Have a blessed day ~ j
Hoffman Avatar
November 24, 2016 at 10:02 AM
Lol, I know what you mean; getting our stomachs in preparation for the Thanksgiving feeding frenzy! Have a blessed day John!:)
Y. Avatar
November 24, 2016 at 9:44 AM
Lol! This is funny. Off to find my elastic pants. Because later on I plan to stuff my face. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family:-) Alexis
Hoffman Avatar
November 24, 2016 at 9:58 AM
Glad you liked it & Happy Thanksgiving to you & your family too! :)
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