Our Astounding President

Our Astounding President

Did discover there are those I do deplore
Who are the ones who I will always ignore
If more of them are in store for me next
This is preposterous and became perplexed.

They must be politicians who are many more
Getting so numerous we can't keep the score
All appear cumbersome are those in view
And on us ridiculous they grew and grew.

None of their plans looked like were well laid
And communicates having been conveyed
Was at the point we all finally had realized
We should have politicians institutionalized.

But unbeknownst to us and also by golly
They went to Virginia and California Poly
And about it not trying to get technical
They slept on sofa that was a sectional.

Wives had refused to allow them in bed
After down deep, dark path having been led
And one of them finally got God's consent
She soon will be next astounding President.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet





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Date: 4/24/2016 5:04:00 PM
oh my, that last part for Hillary. you are so funny. But what if she loses? Then we have even worse in the white house. (I won't say what. I could be kicked off for my vulgar language)
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Date: 4/24/2016 6:11:00 PM
AD, Dean Martin said every body loves somebody sometime. Is that how it goes and on you with giggles grows and grows? How about poem about Transgender? Poem was sent to transgender address unknown. Jim
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