Opposites Attract

This is too easy a lemon couldn't squeeze he, the blind couldn't see free, I wouldn't want to be T, didn't break a leg I cracked my left knee, it's not good luck if you're as bad as can be, why would I be cool with all this hot energy, and don't take your time if my meetings at 3, just know i'm happy for you but more mad at me, worry bout it too much your mind it'll eat, if it's your fault take responsibility, oh my god, is wonderful and lovely... (P.S) I wrote this poem in about 20 minutes with some tricky thinking on the sarcastic and opposite meaning phrases we say everyday and flipping them to the logic side. I'm kind of a new poet but i'm learning the in's and out's to this pretty throughly. Hope you enjoy!