Only Past and Future Moments Exist

Impossible mission to pinpoint present such fleeting moment instantaneously spent according to yours truly i.e. this gent mind boggled, intrigued, stymied... courtesy unseen minute (mine hoot, minoot, my newt...) agent provocateur stealing every precious second, whether or not satisfactorily spent time thief absconds with most treasured commodity nary tell tale sign, where he/she went allegedly, inscrutably, seemingly... robbing in plain sight fervent as greased lightning ramping, stepping, ticking up blithely skedaddling across firmament ratcheting frenzied temperament upon psyche – regarding current temporary soul searching resident unstoppably speeding, jetting, barreling... trigonometrically calculating tangent severely distorted against turbulent kaleidoscopic hallucinatory backdrop – centripetal/centrifugal adjacent forces compressing body electric elongating flesh beyond infinity diaphanous corporeal essence rent asunder obviously self evident Ahab bin to theorize Pequod now to thee extent overactive imagination lent allows, enables, and provides poetic license allotment extemporizing this entire extent stretching corpus callosum to breaking point as well cogent continuity fractured no different than usual literary pablum wariness cautionary brief adage, when traipsing thru apparent gobbledygook on par with puttering around greenacres, vis vis equivalent ensnared within wide webbed whirled sand trap event chilly eroded Earth's landmasses made of rocks and minerals bajillion years metamorphosis refulgent glistening silicon dioxide in form of quartz feldspar and mica supplement granules ergo timeless saga never ends or begins analogous to Möbius strip lambent.