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Only God Knows So Here Goes and More

Only God Knows So Here Goes If you read my poems half-cocked; you must have had your lips locked; Further exploring; Found her adoring; Found her nude and each small pock. God is only one who my poems knows, So again started writing and here goes; Christ on a Cross, Saw an albatross; Read mine with or without any clothes. Jim Horn Trump seems like he has much pull, And he can even act like an animal; Best on a SAT Did a Democrat; When he will talk is a bunch of bull. Jim Horn Hurt Then Hurt Some More What many seem to do is digging up dirt, And object has beeen to hurt, hurt, hurt; They are obscene, And do demean; Destroy them and they loose their shirt. Jim Horn Had been paining house board by board; Looked up in sky and there was the Lord; When I croak, Will be broke; With God anything you can always afford. Jim Horn Brought In Many Sheaves We had been bring in so many sheaves, When we did end up having the heaves; Time we had, Was all bad; And last one cleans up before he leaves. Jim Horn We saw an eloping goat trying to escape; Caught and accused of committing rape; For nightcap, Had a mishap; Was Trump a slob probably in poor shape. Hope Trump's appearance better will get; Found to be fool who did fumble and fret; Sold his soul; Took its tool, And had been worst moron we ever met. Trump and Advisory Board Trump found out he needed an advisory board; What has infant idiot done now causing discord; On us it did dawn, Has been moron; Always was looking way back and never forward. Jim Horn

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Date: 1/18/2018 7:44:00 PM
Jim, I like how your limericks are having a steadier meter lately!
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