Pat Adams Poet Rhyme

One Time At the Beach

I went to a nude beach one time
Where tanning was filling their needs
Ronald MacDonald in his prime
Showed his buns of sesame seeds

That's a crazy way to see a clown
But that wasn't the show stopper
Heads turned around and jaws fell down
When burger King showed his whopper!

The Dairy Queen's milk containers
Really caused most of the uproar
They looked the same, but twice the size
No one saw jugs that large before!

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 17, 2018 at 11:29 PM Jolly happy meal, you always do deliver Pat! :) xomo! Pat Adams April 18, 2018 at 7:54 AM Hah! Happy meal! I could've worked that in maybe! Deliver! Hmmmm.....you are quite clever yourself Mo. thanks!!!!...............80)

Line Gauthier April 17, 2018 at 12:21 PM Wow what a fun poem - I am staying away rom nude beaches this summer. Too frightening. Thanks for the heads up, Pat. Pat Adams April 17, 2018 at 3:45 PM So you're saying last summer you............ok, I better not go there. I'll just say thank you very much!!

Michelle Faulkner April 17, 2018 at 9:04 AM I will never look at Ronald MacDonald the same way- Pat Adams April 17, 2018 at 3:43 PM You mean you'll look lower or...........anyway, I do appreciate the comment!!............Pat

Jan Allison April 17, 2018 at 8:30 AM HA HA HA absolutely hilarious Pat love the innuendo :-)adding this to my faves:-) hugs jan xx Pat Adams April 17, 2018 at 3:42 PM Yeah, it'll get ya innuendo, that's for sure!! Thank you much for the save! Glad you liked it!!.........Pat