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One Time At the Beach

I went to a nude beach one time Where tanning was filling their needs Ronald MacDonald in his prime Showed his buns of sesame seeds That's a crazy way to see a clown But that wasn't the show stopper Heads turned around and jaws fell down When burger King showed his whopper! The Dairy Queen's milk containers Really caused most of the uproar They looked the same, but twice the size No one saw jugs that large before!

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Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 4/17/2018 11:29:00 PM

Jolly happy meal, you always do deliver Pat! :) xomo!

Pat Adams
Date: 4/18/2018 7:54:00 AM

Hah! Happy meal! I could've worked that in maybe! Deliver! Hmmmm.....you are quite clever yourself Mo. thanks!!!!...............80)

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/17/2018 12:21:00 PM

Wow what a fun poem - I am staying away rom nude beaches this summer. Too frightening. Thanks for the heads up, Pat.

Pat Adams
Date: 4/17/2018 3:45:00 PM

So you're saying last summer you............ok, I better not go there. I'll just say thank you very much!!

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 4/17/2018 9:04:00 AM

I will never look at Ronald MacDonald the same way-

Pat Adams
Date: 4/17/2018 3:43:00 PM

You mean you'll look lower or...........anyway, I do appreciate the comment!!............Pat

Jan Allison

Date: 4/17/2018 8:30:00 AM

HA HA HA absolutely hilarious Pat love the innuendo :-)adding this to my faves:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams
Date: 4/17/2018 3:42:00 PM

Yeah, it'll get ya innuendo, that's for sure!! Thank you much for the save! Glad you liked it!!.........Pat