One Stone

The wedding is booked the date all agreed got the dress, venue, guess what I need A look in the mirror, its easy to spot I could loose a few pounds don't need a lot I'll cut out the chocolate, cakes and jam instead I'll eat rice, salad and yams The dress is my target I must endure for what I have chosen its the only cure I hope that it comes from my massive behind my bloke is amazing says its all in my mind I know he is fibbing not telling the truth because if he did I'd surely hit the roof so here goes my weigh in been a month so far onto the scales eyes down and away, it says 6.5 kilos less for today so what is that really, in weights that I know Well said the doctor a little over one stone.