One Short

I finally did it , I lost my mind ,I can't find it cause I went blind I'm fifty one cards short of a deck .I lost my leg around my neck I'm one testical short of a nut,and one hole short of my own butt with all this right in my life all I need is another wife I'm two smiles short of a grinn , I'd grow a beard but I can't find my chin I walk out of rytham cause I couldn't find a ryme , I did find a felony but it wasn't mine A mind is a terrable thing to waist, I'd eat it but I don't like the taste you may think i'm crazy ,but I thought I went mad either way I lost the only mind I thought I never had James.............................................