One Short

I finally did it , I lost my mind ,I can't find it cause I went blind 
  I'm fifty one cards short of a deck .I lost my leg around my neck
I'm one testical short of a nut,and one hole short of my own butt
  with all this right in my life all I need is another wife 
  I'm two smiles short of a grinn , I'd grow a beard but I can't find my chin 
I walk out of rytham cause I couldn't find a ryme ,
  I did find a felony but it wasn't mine 
 A mind is a terrable thing to waist, I'd eat it but I don't like the taste 
   you may think i'm crazy ,but I thought I went mad 
     either way I lost the only mind I thought I never had 


                                                      James.............................................
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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December 28, 2010 at 1:59 PM
Hello James, Welcome and I have to say I laughed out loud with this one. Love how your mind works As Always, Shar9at
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