One Ply
What evil genius
had this brilliant idea,
of one ply toilet tissue
for cleaning our rears.
No doubt during use
there's a well founded fear,
of a finger break thru
and a real nasty tear!
Let me be crystal clear
with regards to our rears,
yes, for all and for one
still some work to be done.
What we know to be true
paperwork left to do,
and I know for this guy,
it won't be one ply!
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