One For the Girls

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep
But if that fails, I pray dear Lord
For a procedure I can afford
One that will augment my breasts
And get them back up on my chest
And Lord if maybe after that
A Liposuck to rid the fat
And Lord I don't need cottage cheese
Around my thighs and on my knees
I pray for love, I pray for health
But minus that I pray for wealth
Though money can't buy happiness
Good looks and fun are second best

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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