One For the Girls

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep But if that fails, I pray dear Lord For a procedure I can afford One that will augment my breasts And get them back up on my chest And Lord if maybe after that A Liposuck to rid the fat And Lord I don't need cottage cheese Around my thighs and on my knees I pray for love, I pray for health But minus that I pray for wealth Though money can't buy happiness Good looks and fun are second best