Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Once Was a Jack-Of-All-Trades

Once was a jack-of-all-trades, no longer, not now
To screw in a lightbulb, wifey shows me how
Turning it right or left
Used to have success
Next time I'll probably fall off the ladder, kerpow!

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Kai Michael Neumann May 31, 2019 at 11:13 AM Very funny. And remember there are bayonet and screw fittings ... Jack Ellison May 31, 2019 at 1:14 PM HUH??? That does not compute??? Must be getting old(er) However thanks for dropping in, my friend! Cheers, Happy Jack!

Tom Cunningham May 29, 2019 at 12:35 PM Don't forget, you can google stuff you know Jack Ellison May 29, 2019 at 12:53 PM Do you really think discombobulated is in there??? Of course, it is... everything is! Everything is!!!

Jan Allison May 29, 2019 at 6:47 AM lol jack send wife up the ladder you stay and write poems lol:-) hugs jan xx Jack Ellison May 29, 2019 at 7:11 AM Sensational idea... should have thought of that! LOL Hope you have a happy day... love, Happy Jack XOX

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 29, 2019 at 6:45 AM Now, don't you go falling off any ladders, and I won't either ;) xomo Jack Ellison May 29, 2019 at 8:09 AM There is ALWAYS that chance "looming" in the "atmosphere"... oops, sorry two more big words! Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 29, 2019 at 7:27 AM That's enough big words for one day, lest I become discombobulated ;p Jack Ellison May 29, 2019 at 7:08 AM Okay, let's make it a pact!!! Know what? You're fun to converse with (that's big person talk) Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX