On the Day Before Christmas
On the day before Christmas
I was shopping in town
just hopping and bopping
and chasing gifts down
With toys for the kiddies
and gifts for my wife
not a care in the world
Just enjoying my life
When suddenly the mall
erupted in clatter
heard someone scream
then heard the splatter
I turned around quickly
to check out the scene
the zombies were back
now it's my turn to scream
As I ran through Penney's
the zombies attacked
eating two girls
at the half off sale rack
As zombies were stalking
their way through the stores
turning the living
to blood dripping s'mores
A customer at Sears
made his last stand
beating back zombies
with craftsman in hand
Slipping and sliding
my way through the mall
the gore said the zombies
were having a ball
At Victoria's Secrets
I'll not be the same
zombies in lingerie
will drive you insane
At the food court the zombies
were gathered in packs
moaning and groaning
looking stuffed to the max
At game stop the zombies
were hot on the floor
bumping and grinding
on a dance mat of gore
Suddenly a door
appeared up ahead
dodging and weaving
the zombies I thread
As I burst through the doors
out into the night
finally escaping my horrible plight
I heard the zombies
all groan with delight
Zombie Christmas to all
and to all a good bite...
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