On the Day Before Christmas

On the day before Christmas I was shopping in town just hopping and bopping and chasing gifts down With toys for the kiddies and gifts for my wife not a care in the world Just enjoying my life When suddenly the mall erupted in clatter heard someone scream then heard the splatter I turned around quickly to check out the scene the zombies were back now it's my turn to scream As I ran through Penney's the zombies attacked eating two girls at the half off sale rack As zombies were stalking their way through the stores turning the living to blood dripping s'mores A customer at Sears made his last stand beating back zombies with craftsman in hand Slipping and sliding my way through the mall the gore said the zombies were having a ball At Victoria's Secrets I'll not be the same zombies in lingerie will drive you insane At the food court the zombies were gathered in packs moaning and groaning looking stuffed to the max At game stop the zombies were hot on the floor bumping and grinding on a dance mat of gore Suddenly a door appeared up ahead dodging and weaving the zombies I thread As I burst through the doors out into the night finally escaping my horrible plight I heard the zombies all groan with delight Zombie Christmas to all and to all a good bite...