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Olfactory Humor

What is it 'bout farting
that makes people giggle?
It's simply aroma
that smells like a poop,
and you tell the grandkids
to call it a toot,
while silly Aunt Agnes
thinks it's a hoot!
As Grandpa silently 
wanting to share
floats essence of barnyard
there in the air..

(Was going to ask if this was in bad taste? - Pun intended!)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 4/14/2019 6:53:00 AM
Enjoyed each line. Nice to smell.
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Date: 4/12/2019 5:23:00 PM
I love this kind of poetry actually, Craig!! I think it would be so fun to read an entire chapbook filled with humor like this (not necessarily all poop jokes, but just limericks and funny clerihews, etc0 Thanks for your Bravo at the blog Carolyn did for me. See you after next Tuesday!
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Date: 4/1/2019 11:17:00 AM
Nice to see you picking up the poo baton while jan rests hers Craig... actually, scrub that. NEVER pick up the poo baton!
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craig cornish
Date: 4/1/2019 11:29:00 AM
LOL--nope, admire it from a distance!
Date: 4/1/2019 2:21:00 AM
Eighth grade boys all over America a spitting milk out of their nostrils as I write.... :O)
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Date: 3/31/2019 2:10:00 PM
Absolutely hilariarse and it is in excellent taste Craig lol and I queen of Poop on soup would give it a 7 if ratings were allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx
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craig cornish
Date: 3/31/2019 2:50:00 PM
Smooches to your royal hindness... always wondered about the rating thingy and wondered why it didn't go to 10 but then many would be insulted by a 7 I suppose?! Nevermind, you know I think too much and am way too anal----no pun (well perhaps)---better put a cork in it! Oh boy!