Craig Cornish Poet Rhyme

Olfactory Humor

What is it 'bout farting
that makes people giggle?
It's simply aroma
that smells like a poop,
and you tell the grandkids
to call it a toot,
while silly Aunt Agnes
thinks it's a hoot!
As Grandpa silently 
wanting to share
floats essence of barnyard
there in the air..

(Was going to ask if this was in bad taste? - Pun intended!)

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Anisha Dutta April 14, 2019 at 6:53 AM Enjoyed each line. Nice to smell.

Andrea Dietrich April 12, 2019 at 5:23 PM I love this kind of poetry actually, Craig!! I think it would be so fun to read an entire chapbook filled with humor like this (not necessarily all poop jokes, but just limericks and funny clerihews, etc0 Thanks for your Bravo at the blog Carolyn did for me. See you after next Tuesday!

Jan Allison March 31, 2019 at 2:10 PM Absolutely hilariarse and it is in excellent taste Craig lol and I queen of Poop on soup would give it a 7 if ratings were allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx Craig Cornish March 31, 2019 at 2:50 PM Smooches to your royal hindness... always wondered about the rating thingy and wondered why it didn't go to 10 but then many would be insulted by a 7 I suppose?! Nevermind, you know I think too much and am way too anal----no pun (well perhaps)---better put a cork in it! Oh boy!