Old Lady Stinky Feet

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe And I bet it stunk to high heavens! And if she really lived in that thing The size was bigger than elevens There's nothing worse than a stinky foot Well, I mean, unless there are two What in the world is wrong with this woman Who chooses to live in a shoe? Has she never heard of athlete's foot? I'll bet her walls are stretched by bunyons Her "Ode de la Feet" air freshener Has to smell worse than onions Did she buy this house or lease it? I'll bet there are strings attached And if that shoe has scuff marks Does that mean that her siding is scratched? And God forbid, if there's a fungus Would that be similar to mold? And if she has a hole in the sole She'd feel a draft when it's cold I guess, I've said enough about this And now, I really need to scoot Maybe, she'll move up to a condo And buy herself a boot