Old Aunt Sally
Old aunt Sally
Was rather smelly
She ate kippers in bed
Off uncle Pat’s head.
Made candles each year
From the wax in her ear
Kept her toenails in a jar
In the boot of her car.
Made knitted underwear
From her own hair
Stuck a hose up her nose
That reached to her toes.
But apart from that she was perfectly normal.
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