Old Aunt Sally

Old aunt Sally 
Was rather smelly 
She ate kippers in bed
Off uncle Pat’s head.

Made candles each year 
From the wax in her ear
Kept her toenails in a jar
In the boot of her car.

Made knitted underwear 
From her own hair 
Stuck a hose up her nose 
That reached to her toes.

But apart from that she was perfectly normal.
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