Oh Baby

Once upon a time not long ago Minutes from everywhere I think If I remember she needs a change Baby girl needs everything right now A diaper and a rifle will have to do Fully locked and loaded for the evening A shooting shopping spree is in her future Ammo and some baby powder needed She is only three A pillow from the sofa will come in nicely Used by baby now to rise above the law To fit inside the car to make a baby comfy To see above the windshield driving to the mall Stealing daddies vehicle and gun is sweet She looks so cute in high heel sneakers Don't forget the money in his wallet And car keys cause cars don't drive themselves Two bricks are missing from the yard Gas pedals and brakes are hard to reach Too difficult to manage for the innocent It's not easy being three Take the babysitter hostage Drinking and driving is illegal Don't forget your seat belt dear Honda Civics away! Rifle ready! Come on baby make my day Let us pray Rob the convenience store Don't take more than you can steal Pick up some bread and milk Don't stay out too late You need your beauty sleep