Oh Baby
Once upon a time not long ago
Minutes from everywhere I think
If I remember she needs a change
Baby girl needs everything right now
A diaper and a rifle will have to do
Fully locked and loaded for the evening
A shooting shopping spree is in her future
Ammo and some baby powder needed
She is only three
A pillow from the sofa will come in nicely
Used by baby now to rise above the law
To fit inside the car to make a baby comfy
To see above the windshield driving to the mall
Stealing daddies vehicle and gun is sweet
She looks so cute in high heel sneakers
Don't forget the money in his wallet
And car keys cause cars don't drive themselves
Two bricks are missing from the yard
Gas pedals and brakes are hard to reach
Too difficult to manage for the innocent
It's not easy being three
Take the babysitter hostage
Drinking and driving is illegal
Don't forget your seat belt dear
Honda Civics away! Rifle ready!
Come on baby make my day
Let us pray
Rob the convenience store
Don't take more than you can steal
Pick up some bread and milk
Don't stay out too late
You need your beauty sleep
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