Ode To Vie My Love Hate Poem

***************************** Disclaimer: The first poem is purely the work of fiction. Everyone who knows the lovely Vie knows how beautiful and amazing she is. But, as most of you know, I ‘go for it’ when it comes to contests…so here we have it. ***************************** *You asked for it girlie :) Whackjob Vienna… I have to say you’re a freak Your poems are all in Greek Your life is one train wreck I’d never accept your check Do you even have two brain cells? Your breath probably smells You’d sell your body for a buck But who would screw a cold duck? So whackjob…don’t forget to bark Crawling home to the trailer park Talented, Beautiful Viking Vie, you are so amazingly skilled After reading your work, I’m thrilled You really brighten my day You’re like a banana parfait With cherries and whip cream And two shots of Jim Beam No you’re better than that Pretty as a Persian cat Sweet, agile and striking Like a sophisticated Viking Bonus lines (not included in contest ‘cuz this girl follows the rules) **************** And I’m sure, this poem I aced ‘cuz Vie, you have great taste :)