Ode To These Three Damsels

What young damsels strive to make us safe in our home?
It's Bondi and Gabard and Ms. Kristi Noem.

Barbie Bondi's sleek tresses; vanilla chrome
The fair AG's brilliance dims not in twilight's gloam.

Our femme fatale Merlin makes grave crimes disappear
So many rich predators have zero to fear.

Staunch Telsi Gabbard, raven hair silver streaked
Cloak and dagger quirky devilry so readily leaked.

Your boss barks jump, and you jump to conclusions
Giving credence to all his cruel twisted delusions.

To DHS ICE Queen, Ms. Kristi Noem I shower elation
For her fashionista elan and prevarication.

You stir up our basest instincts, Ms. Noem
So to you I grudgingly dedicate my poem.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Wolf Avatar
February 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My opinion: These 3 'Cabinet members' represent the kind of woman Mr. Trump can still control. Interestingly, he bet wrong on Melania. She's way too complex for him to figure out. I think she's the most mysterious female 'public figure' since 'Mona Lisa,' frankly.
Gorelick Avatar
February 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I beg to differ, Gershon. Melania confided to a girlfriend that yes, she married for his money just as he married his (trophy) wife--A simple transaction Trump understands. The are of the deal (LOL).
Anaya Avatar
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Below --> Don, chooses only good lookers! His history of doing so. Robert excellent write on the 3 Stooges as always. Xx
Gorelick Avatar
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The Three Stooges have nothing on them!
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