Ode To Friendship

Every friend should really be just a little more like me I who always pass the test for sympathy of those depressed Like a balm so cool and sweet but I work best with the elite smiling at the passersby waving gently,suave am I If I'm seen at Marde Gras the Riviera or the Spa ask me for my autograph (or better yet,just see my staff) I'm always there to help you dear except at certain times of year like holidays or early May and in the summer I'm away But if you're looking for a loan be sure to call me on the phone I'll send the number in the mail when I get back from Macy's sale You're looking well,for old times sake the greatest friendships always take looking after like a garden excuse me dear,I beg your pardon but you are blocking all the sun I simply must get this tan done if you will write it in a note I'll read it later on the boat and do include your address dear and tell me everything you hear I'll send a card fromZanzibar to show you what a friend you are.