Ode To Ac

A breeze is nice, but my advice When temperatures are soaring Is get inside where you can hide And cooler air is pouring. I guarantee that with A/C Your mood will be improving And you can do the normal things Like standing up and moving. For when I get a coat of sweat I’m cranky and I’m sluggish. An A/C blast will get me past To where I’m almost smuggish. When people name what they acclaim’s The number one invention, It’s cars or planes or P.C. brains But what they rarely mention Is B.T.U.’s, so I’ll effuse On how they help with cooling. Without A/C, well, woe is me! (And really, I’m not fooling!)