Ode To a Turkey

Gobble gobble here comes trouble Every year this time comes a struggle Will I be the one for the pot this time? Is the major worry on my mind O where can I run and hide? When my girth is so wide? Listen please to some sound advice Why celebrate Thanksgiving with my demise? Why not choose a chicken? You would be surprised More time spent with family dinner ready in a flash You would be ‘going green’ you’ll save some cash Just imagine what you’d do with all that stash