Audrey Haick Poet I do not know?

Ode To a Turkey

Gobble gobble here comes trouble
Every year this time comes a struggle
Will I be the one for the pot this time?
Is the major worry on my mind
O where can I run and hide?
When my girth is so wide?

Listen please to some sound advice
Why celebrate Thanksgiving with my demise?
Why not choose a chicken? You would be surprised
More time spent with family dinner ready in a flash
You would be ‘going green’ you’ll save some cash
Just imagine what you’d do with all that stash

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Darren White December 7, 2016 at 1:56 AM This is a very funny poem. Only saw it because your poem is being featured now, love it :) Darren White December 7, 2016 at 1:57 AM Oh LOL, I see you haven't been online here since 2014.... Not much use commenting then :)

Bernardo F. Asuncion December 7, 2016 at 1:31 AM Both taste good...... Congrats on being featured.....

Jack Horne March 7, 2014 at 3:14 PM LOL, love this witty write, my dear friend. Hope you are feeling much better xxx

Sara Kendrick February 21, 2011 at 3:47 PM Good thinking in the shoes of the turkey..Enjoyed reading your work..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..Sara

Juliane Thomas December 9, 2009 at 5:45 AM lol I can just imagine this poor persuasive fellow! Funny poem! ~Juliane

Shain Endicott December 2, 2009 at 9:25 AM lmao very funny very good i like the poem

Marty Owens November 21, 2009 at 10:41 PM This is so cute...Enjoyed...Marty