ODE TO A SCRUNCHIE

Oh circular scrunchie How are you ? You have been tangled up in women’s hair For far too long Scratching the long curly beads Of millions of youngish females worldwide For decades now Connecting brunettes blondes and redheads alike Protecting the very fabric of femininity Women’s scalps Oh bless you oh scrunchie You are a true survivor A true victor Worthy of many accolades A symbol of strong women everywhere No more need for Bobby pins Ponytails are a thing of the past Long live the scrunchie! Hair today and here tomorrow!