Ode To a Bad Woman
My friend has a woman,
She’s gorgeous and mean.
What comes from her mouth,
Is mostly obscene.
He brings her to parties
She drinks till she’s drunk.
Flirts with men, cusses women
Then leaves in a funk.
She spends all his money
On booze, food and drugs,
She dirties his house
and pukes on his rugs.
She’s maxed out his credit,
Cost him most his friends.
Yet he claims she’s well meaning.
And he’ll stay to the end.
When push comes to shove
He’ll admit she’s most crass.
But she’s tall, built and curvy,
With great **** and great ass.
So we wish him the best
In his venture of love,
We’ll be there with a hanky,
When she gives him the shove.
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