Oddly Made In Heaven

He was most handsome, blond? and glamorous,? everyone said so.? ? While in repose? her face was dull and unremarkable,? yet when her features were animated? they shone transcendent,? the light of her? made all drift to her aura.? ? When he with his film-star looks? did grin or simper,? perceptive folks saw only? the rainbow colors of a baboons backside. ? Oddly enough they wed each other? only to produce offspring,? having neither light, nor presence.? ? When those progeny, full grown,? did turn away from any tête-à-tête,? they left no colorful residue? at all.