Obnoxious Mike

I know just how to get even with that Mike. I can’t stand how he spreads gossip about me throughout the company. The one thing that makes him more obnoxious than his hollow mendacious gossip is that incessant smoking of his. Well, I’ll put an end to all the trouble he perpetrates. Tonight we are having our annual Christmas party. While he is puffing away on a cigarette, I will douse him with some lighter fluid. Since we are all firefighters, I’m sure somebody will put out the fire quickly. I just want to teach that guy a lesson once and for all. a fictional account based on a recent news story