Oak Soak Coke Folk Cloak Smoke Broke Bloke

A wizened boy who lived at seventy-two Oak Relaxed in his tub with a lemon salt soak Ate a curly pretzel, downed a harsh throat coke An honest child who sprang from truthful folk Dressed himself in a red and yellow super hero cloak Flew around New York City watching for dangerous smoke News of his heroism quickly readily broke Giving some fame to this truthful do-gooder bloke He saved a young girl who was having a choke Convinced a teenager to give up a maryjane smoke Chanted a spell pretty difficult to invoke Created a talking frog who never could croak If you meet this wizened boy at seventy-two Oak Tell him his cousin Moke wants to give him a poke This is a true story, in absolutely no way a joke Now that I have shared it, I will go have a soak.