Now No Longer Trim
Now No Longer Trim
Some cows one day were killed and died
And when I had cooked my steak rarified
Everyone there that saw it became terrified
Even though their mouth was opened wide.
Poem of mine am sure must have to hurt
Piece of steak into mouth would insert
Blood from mouth oozed and started running
Truly such a sight which had ben stunning.
What if they had changed their main goal
Went ahead and swallowed each piece whole
After into mouth each piece they did dump
Up in throat each one started to clump.
Stomach each piece would work its way to
What they started to see after being all through
Was bunches of fat on belly every which way
And did blame it on dead cows without delay.
If it hadn't been for both her and also him
And all their friends which was the rest of them
None of us ever again would look so grim
We all became fat but should have stayed trim.
So when you start trimming things down to size
Your beautiful body again will start to realize.
How is that for an end up motto?
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran
PS. I am open to all suggestions just
like people always have open mouthes.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2014
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