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Now No Longer Trim

Now No Longer Trim Some cows one day were killed and died And when I had cooked my steak rarified Everyone there that saw it became terrified Even though their mouth was opened wide. Poem of mine am sure must have to hurt Piece of steak into mouth would insert Blood from mouth oozed and started running Truly such a sight which had ben stunning. What if they had changed their main goal Went ahead and swallowed each piece whole After into mouth each piece they did dump Up in throat each one started to clump. Stomach each piece would work its way to What they started to see after being all through Was bunches of fat on belly every which way And did blame it on dead cows without delay. If it hadn't been for both her and also him And all their friends which was the rest of them None of us ever again would look so grim We all became fat but should have stayed trim. So when you start trimming things down to size Your beautiful body again will start to realize. How is that for an end up motto? James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran PS. I am open to all suggestions just like people always have open mouthes.

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Date: 11/6/2014 7:53:00 PM
okay, I am with you here as my diet contains veggies and fish.. but meat comes to tempt me during dine-outs and parties, whew... this work is truly well done, james.. huggs
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James Horn
Date: 11/6/2014 9:07:00 PM
Thank you very kindly my friend. Appreciate your positive comments and now will have to go and read some of your poems.

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