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Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet

Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet... concerning yours truly poor righteous leftist sole. Great way to begin the new year mine little feet about size nine wear sneakers acquired At Ian's Boots not for profit business origin of said enterprise brings more'n one tear. Attempting nightly ritual nsync with sole and instep of beat January second 11:33 two thousand twenty two footwear equipped with custom made cleat proudly standing tall (think) as an elite able, eager, and ready to sprint skyhigh fleet ting into netherlands (towering well over other wiry contestants, hence exception to maximum height waved outrageous illegitimate forfeit chore blithely Atlas shrugged off), the fountain head whereby marathoner Olympian amidst godly pantheon did greet, then melted starter blocks competitors crouched tigerlike deftly gunning generating barreling heat fast as greased lightning Achilles catapulted courtesy blur, zee mister (oak kay) tree - man, i.e. helpmeet, he roundly squared off accompanied by his wifely entreat for sakes Pete. Thus situated, positioned, and finagled husbandry duty obliging the misses, no matter she kick started (think thrashing outsize toddler) childish task deemed markedly cockameemie design, subsequently these little feet (mine) stood stolid upon bedroom floor she did man date me, supplicating, necessitating, imploring, and decrying divine intercession, cuz thee mademoiselle did authoritatively assign, thee mister getting mine handy dandy grip upon her supine corpulent physique outstretched leaden legs awaiting (the missus) salute perfect sign to commence powerfully prying and pulling first straight then nine tee degrees practically pulling footloose and eventually detaching fancy free thunder thighs, what strong amazing anatomical design nearly defying might of super rich a$$ a nein bird brainer heron an ill eagle cro-magnon scheme to untie clodhoppers snug as a bug in a rug, whence laces unknotted free and clear whirled, wide webbed formerly tangled skein fo shoe more intolerable than swallowing quinine.

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