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Not What You're Thinking

Men do it standing up, women sitting down. Dogs need to raise one leg, this is what I've found! I know just what you're thinking, so just to let you understand, all that I'm referring to, is simply "shaking hands"!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/25/2015 3:16:00 PM
:). Ralph, you made me laugh hard. Great winning write!
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Date: 2/21/2015 1:04:00 PM
- A "old" poem ..., new to my eyes and it is a pleasure to read Ralph - Congratulation on your win! - I wish you a lovely weekend - // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 2/20/2015 11:09:00 PM
Ralph, Congratulations on your win. Thank you for the support **SKAT LOVE**
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Date: 6/29/2011 5:04:00 AM
A belated congratulations on your win in Brian's contest Ralph. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/24/2011 7:50:00 PM
Just the title enticed me and I wasn't disappointed.
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Date: 6/9/2011 8:06:00 PM
hahahaha, this was GREAT (funniest in the contest) congrats on HM
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Date: 6/8/2011 3:12:00 PM
Congrats Ralph on your HM in this contest ..another fantastic entry ... another honor to enjoy my friend..luv..
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Date: 6/8/2011 2:16:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of brian, Ralph
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Date: 5/23/2011 2:22:00 PM
my kind of limerick - almost naughty but not quite
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Date: 5/16/2011 7:57:00 AM
lol! that's so funny! thanks for giving me a good laugh today!
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Date: 5/4/2011 9:08:00 PM
LOL Good one, my friend.....Larry
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Date: 5/2/2011 9:24:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Ralph. I see the weekend was good to you and helped you find the inspiration to write and share your poetry with us. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/1/2011 8:10:00 PM
hahaha. Very cute, Ralph. Nice one. ^__^
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