Not What You'Re Thinking

Men do it standing up, 
women sitting down.
Dogs need to raise one leg,
this is what I've found!

I know just what you're thinking,
so just to let you understand,
all that I'm referring to,
is simply "shaking hands"!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Andresen Avatar
February 21, 2015 at 1:04 PM
- A "old" poem ..., new to my eyes and it is a pleasure to read Ralph - Congratulation on your win! - I wish you a lovely weekend - // Anne-Lise :)
A  Avatar
February 20, 2015 at 11:09 PM
Ralph, Congratulations on your win. Thank you for the support **SKAT LOVE**
Brown Avatar
June 29, 2011 at 5:04 AM
A belated congratulations on your win in Brian's contest Ralph. Love, Carol
Wesley Avatar
June 24, 2011 at 7:50 PM
Just the title enticed me and I wasn't disappointed.
Dietrich Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 8:06 PM
hahahaha, this was GREAT (funniest in the contest) congrats on HM
Sweetheart Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Congrats Ralph on your HM in this contest ..another fantastic entry ... another honor to enjoy my friend..luv..
Mehta Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of brian, Ralph
Dailey Avatar
May 23, 2011 at 2:22 PM
my kind of limerick - almost naughty but not quite
Susan Avatar
May 16, 2011 at 7:57 AM
lol! that's so funny! thanks for giving me a good laugh today!
Belt Avatar
May 4, 2011 at 9:08 PM
LOL Good one, my friend.....Larry
Brown Avatar
May 2, 2011 at 9:24 AM
I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Ralph. I see the weekend was good to you and helped you find the inspiration to write and share your poetry with us. Love, Carol
Hendricks Avatar
May 1, 2011 at 8:10 PM
hahaha. Very cute, Ralph. Nice one. ^__^
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