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Not My Fault

A good poet always knows Writer's block don't exist There's too many things to blame it on That I simply can't resist I blame it on the the cat And the way he looks at me Or maybe it's that picture It's not where it used to be I blame it on the birds They're singing way too loud Or maybe it's my mother-in-law That woman's way too proud I blame it on my pants They just don't fit quite right Or sometimes, it's my shoes They're always way too tight I blame it on my wife Her cooking is way too good Or maybe it's my dog For not listening like he should Sometimes, it's the tv I gotta watch the game And if my team loses I've got something else to blame I even blame it on my neighbor He lives way too close I blame it on my breakfast And all that juice and toast I blame it on everything For what's a man to do And yes, there are even times When I blame it all on you

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 3/12/2010 10:19:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your fine poetry today Larry. Have a wonderful weekend filled with inspiration and do share more of your poetry with us. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/11/2010 1:34:00 PM
VERY FUNNY I LOVED IT FALESHIA
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Date: 3/11/2010 1:14:00 PM
Hahaha, nice. I can totally relate and good use of rhyme.
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