Not In Her Genes

Kimberly who lives in the Philippines Fell in love with a handsome marine Got married had a kid Resembled a squid Think sea water was to blame not her genes (All in fun sweet lady) © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 3/15/2015 2:50:00 PM
Really enjoyed reading a few of your limericks today. this one is adorable. You have inspired me! I want to try one or two..... :) Thank you! for the smiles. Willow
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Date: 3/10/2015 11:27:00 PM
You intentionally did not warn me! Grrrr....! LOL! Good for you it's only now / that I got to see the show / otherwise with a stick / I will avenge the lil' squid / I'm too busy to go there for the blow!!!........ Liked the swig / so I took a dig / at you dear sage / go check my page!
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Date: 3/11/2015 7:10:00 AM
Are we having fun yet!!! You're working too hard there missy! LOL Big fat hugs and quite a bit of love, Jacko xxx
Date: 3/10/2015 1:42:00 PM
Jack be nimble....jack be quick....jack better watch out for her big ol stick
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Date: 3/10/2015 2:44:00 PM
I hope I'm not mistaken but I THINK Kimberly has a GREAT sense of humour! Sure hope so! LOL
Date: 3/10/2015 12:02:00 PM
ha ha ha you are brilliant at these jack:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/10/2015 2:42:00 PM
"Brilliant???" WOWSERS! Thanks dear Jan! Hugs back to you sweet soul! xxx
Date: 3/10/2015 11:26:00 AM
Jack!Jack! Jack! Did it again... His mind ran fast past the bend... But never fear he's a loveable soul... Fun and Happiness is his goal... A Squid, Jack, for shame, Amen!
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Date: 3/10/2015 2:41:00 PM
If Kimberly jumps on me, gonna tell her Carol made me do it!!! LOL Huggsies xxx
Date: 3/10/2015 11:06:00 AM
Your words took stage and treated the reader to a glimpse of your humorous side. Emile #7
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Date: 3/10/2015 2:39:00 PM
Humorous is what it's all about... couldn't live without the silliness! Thanks for the #7! Cheers!
Date: 3/10/2015 9:24:00 AM
This is really funny. Love it.
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Date: 3/10/2015 9:31:00 AM
Hope she's not offended! Thanks sweet lady... hugs, Jack xxx
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