Not Easy
Yup, its not easy
being a female gardener
fun glorious fun
passionate joy in sun -
BUT -- just now for instance
deconstructing a tree
snap -- thwack --- stings like a bee
as green branch flicks a boob
YOOWSER!!!
Loppers and boobs its a horror show
No holding up close for leverage strong
or squeezes, bruises sing
a black/blue song
hold far away from chest
use more muscles is best.
No getting the hose out for a convenient piddle
Too obvious when female needs to widdle.
Of course I'm smarter
So that's a useful starter
For massive shrub removal got a good technique
but best done when no one around to peek
As when final root comes loose
I go head over bum, like a boomerang goose!
And YEAH,
When I get home really do need
a comforting beer!
Written 6th July 2018 for Nick Trim's contest.
Amuse me with your rhyme.
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