Northpole Sauce

Northpole Sauce 
I'm a lyrical wizard
Wit lyrics my wizardry a blizzard
Young Santa fly like I'm blitzen 
No Christmas 
But haters know that im gifted
My spirit is merry an haters on my giftlist 
But my flow naughty I know I wouldn't be listed
If Santa was real I would be getting coal
But these haters they know that I'm nice
They sugar I'm spice
Hot But no comet
Mistletoe shining 
I'm Rudolph wit diamonds 
Got some Elfs with me plotting 
Coolin with dasher I'm not cool with Dancer 
Cause she a prancer 
No Cupid for these Vixen
world so cold got to keep on mittens 
Haters they jolly 
Want Santa lobbied in a Kamikaze 
Santa goin floss
Y'all just a Clause 
Santa don't talk 
He just exalt
These presents he brought 
I just make em Cough 
I make em sick time to take a loss 
That's how much these presents they cost
I got that sauce 
An it is frost
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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