Jimmy Anderson Poet Haiku

North Pole Divorce Club

Snow everywhere
once joined, now melting apart
causing much distress.

Santa got divorced and also got fixed
too many little Santa's running around because of his tricks
  Santa liked the women.
  Too many little guys were swimmin'  ;)
Now we all know how Santa got his kicks!

Santa slept around and ate too much grubb
His wife finding out made him join the North Pole Divorce Club!


*For PD's Divorce Club contest.

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Harry Horsman December 5, 2010 at 11:35 PM different and enjoyable, congrats Jimmy on these winners. Harry

Audrey Haick December 5, 2010 at 2:00 PM Congratulations on your wonderful win in the contest, JAM! Really very funny. Love, Audrey

John Freeman December 5, 2010 at 9:41 AM Congratulations Jimmy on a worthy poem's honored place. Agape, Moses

Michael J. Falotico December 2, 2010 at 2:54 PM Congrats Jimmy...well done

Dr.Ram Mehta December 2, 2010 at 12:43 PM Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest, Jimmy

Sheri Fresonke Harper December 2, 2010 at 9:02 AM Lol, love the end line, good use of Santa as the divorcee, enjoyed it. Congrats on your win:)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart December 2, 2010 at 6:27 AM Congrats Jimmy my friend on your big win in P.D.'s great contest on divorce with this brilliant write and entry luv.. enjoy another top ten win..

Carol Sunshine Brown December 2, 2010 at 5:51 AM Congratulations Jimmy for your win in P.D.'s "Divorce Club Contest". Love, Carol

Amanda Smith November 30, 2010 at 7:37 AM Hahaha that's wonderful =]

Dr.Ram Mehta November 30, 2010 at 7:34 AM Nice multiple write on snow, the last one is the most frolicsome and hilarious, Jimmy

Adell Foster November 29, 2010 at 6:15 PM Jimmy this is a very humorous write :-) Guess Santa made sure he would not be so generous with those little Santa gifts...LOL Thank you for sharing the read and Good Luck in the contest ~ Adell

Linda-Marie Sweetheart November 29, 2010 at 9:04 AM A humorous spin on this serious subject Jimmy and a lighthearted take on Santa and his antics luv.. enjoyed and good luck in the contest.. funny funny ..funny ..my friend..

Jancarl Campi November 29, 2010 at 8:39 AM So sad for Santa, Being so very bad. What did Mrs. Clause get? So Santa is up to his old tricks