Nonsense

When are you going to grow up She asked me one day Never I said If I have my way She said you act like a fool Don't you take anything serious Sometimes I do But right now I'm delirious She said I'm going to see my brother I don't know how late I will be I said if you're back before August It'll be all right with me She moaned you're out of shape You're getting too fat I said round is a shape And I like it like that Hey, I'm glad you made coffee How long did it brew I guess I shouldn't complain Someday I'll be old and weak too Dear, how come when we agree We never fight And when we disagree You're always right She said you never listen to me anymore You don't hear a word I say I asked what did you say, I wasn't paying attention Then I got up and walked away I said what's with the frying pan Why is your face so red She said I want to see what it sounds like When it comes in contact with your head Now this poem is pure nonsense So don't believe a word I say I Just watched the presidential debates So I wrote something goofy today