Nonsense

Being the panicky insecure confused beings that we are, we tend to try to make sense of that which is senseless by inventing nonsense. 
Such stories on scales of grandiose that there is no way to argue yes or no.
Here is how part of one of those stories in laymen's terms go.........

A man who obviously forgot to shave was just lounging about the clouds one day when out out of the blue he exclaimed " I know what to do. I will use my divinity to create little versions of me, and I will place them in a garden to indulge in all they see. All of course except my precious apple tree."

Looking to his left hand man he further elaborated on his master plan.

" For those who refuse to obey me, sinners they will be. I will cast them into burning pits I will call hell for all eternity. Lets go and get started my dearest friend, I promise this will be fun. You will never forget the day humanity begun."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 5/20/2016 6:31:00 AM
I love this piece so much. What a really hot newbie you are. Will be looking forward to more of this. A definite 7
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Date: 5/13/2016 4:18:00 PM
I enjoy the satire here. A clever write to share an atheists perspective.
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