Nobody Told Me

Ever check your mailbox but it was alwals empty
Then you find your mail on the top of the TV
Now you have to pay a load of late fees
And it's all because 
Nobody told me

Ever wanted to make a sandwich but it's no more bread
So you end up just using crackers instead
Everybody is just walking around like things are dandy
But I just can't understand why
Nobody told me

Ever wanted an omelet but there is no more eggs
Ever wanted that tuna salad but there is no mayonnaise
Ever had the runs with only a strand of tissue left
As I say to myself who goes through this mess
Ever poured a bowl of cereal but the milk jug was empty
I just can't help but to wonder why
Nobody told me

Ever made that plate of french fries and the ketchup was gone
Ever made that cup of tea no sugar it's just wrong
Ever got ready to fry chicken theres no grease no flour
But they can talk to you about what's on TV for an hour
Someone please tell me how this could be
Because I really truly can't believe that
Nobody told me
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Belt Avatar
April 28, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Great Poem Faleshia ........Too Funny ......Larry
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Murphy Avatar
April 15, 2010 at 3:03 PM
No body says anything because just like paper and dirty clothes on the floor...ONLY YOU CAN SEE IT...ONLY YOU!! Ya preaching to the choir sis. If it wasn't bad luck I would pretend to be blind too!!!!
Allen Avatar
April 15, 2010 at 10:19 AM
This had me smiling all the way through..and YES!! to all of your creative questions here.
Meade Stephenson Avatar
April 15, 2010 at 8:18 AM
This is a poem that many will be able to relate with ...introspective and wonderfully written Faleshia. Thanks so much for sharing and for taking the time to read my writes. Hope you have a gloriously blessed day~Mary~
Mehta Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 9:58 PM
It's fine introspective poem full of wits. I enjoyed it daily puzzles
Devonshire Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 8:13 PM
Enjoyed the humor very much, Faleshia!! Love, Carolyn
Foster Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 6:51 PM
very witty Falesha, Why do families assume mother knows where everything is and whats needed, sigh..so familiar :) :) good write...Cheers Margaret
Austin Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 2:58 PM
Maddening! I had a good laugh over this one. Practically all of the situations have happened to me at one time or another. You be cool. Love, daver
Dietrich Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 2:43 PM
Good one, Faleshia. A down to earth fun to read poem! LUv, andrea
Henderson Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 2:29 PM
So true to Peter's principle. Good write. Charles
Sweetheart Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 1:23 PM
Excellent and I feel for u Faleshia .. same in my household unless I keep on top of it .. and I try very hard... this was great write with a touch of humor for the reader... Mom is always the Last to know... luv. Linda-Marie
A   Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 12:35 PM
ENJOYED, THANK YOU
Kendrick Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Place a grocery list on the refrigerator...Might help...Sometimes it is hard getting family members to take some responsiblilty...Keep the creative writes flowing..Sara
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