No Yacht For Me

Of all the things I haven’t got The one I wouldn’t want’s a yacht, For though most folks would be impressed, I’d always have to look my best. The details would just overwhelm – The crew, the fuel, who’s at the helm; The food, décor and where to sail, All planned on a most lavish scale. Decisions made to scratch each itch, A consequence of being rich. I do love water close at hand, But from my viewpoint on the land.