No Wake
and there was this other time
I'z scratchin me ass and feelin fine
it was a beautifull start of de day
and it looks like me wife's havin it my way
all of a sudden the clock flew off the wall
and me wife she had a good fall
then me pictures came unglued
and for coffee "Oh Jeeze I'm screwed!"
as I fall and bangs me shin
"This gets under me frickin skin!"
then I runs out the hole
and breaks me fishin pole
"This ain't frickin funny!"
"what? are you baked?!"
"you Chum Bag Dummmy!"
"the sign says NO WAKE!"
BY Capt. Mike
ps I says to my wife
"Hey Baby you still ready?"
"capt. Mike is holdin er steady!"
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