No Tiny House for Me

I am fascinated with the TV show on tiny houses
Cannot imagine living in one
I notice most of these owners build a thousand-acre deck
Possibly because they spend all their time out there

I would be so claustrophobic
bumping into my married half
Fighting over the one dinky bathroom
wishing we had another sink

And there is no way I would climb a ladder to a loft
or go up a rock wall to get there
I would put a sleeping bag under the wheels
and sleep with the snakes first
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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