No Pants Rick
No pants rick
Rick never wore no pants or any kicks
He always walked around with nothing but a shirt
Ones he fell and landed on his legs, i bet that sure hurt
But he just stood up and walked home
He never has a phone, wallet, not even a comb
He just always has on that polo
some say he's a homo!
He would always give you a nickel for a bowl of jello
I just wish he'd wear some clothes
He always goes to the bakery and walks out with to loaves
Rick is very odd
He doesn't like to sit on chairs so he just sits on his ipod
I heard he was dropped on his head when he was little
I tried asking him but he always just tells me a riddle
It never makes any since
He always says the chicken always dies by a fence
Then one day my chicken was missing.
My snake was okay in his cage hissing
I went outside to find my chicken dead
He was laying there without his head
When i seen the blood i winced
The chicken had died by the fence
And then i seen no pants rick
He looked at me and said he had hit it with a brick
I hate freaking no pants rick!!!!!!!!!
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