No One Loses At Strip Jeopardy
No One Loses At "Strip Jeopardy!"
by Rick Rucker
My late wife and I used to play it with glee,
Saying "No one loses at 'Strip Jepoardy!'"
Answer a question right, then you see,
You don't have to shed clothes, you are covered completely!
Answer it wrong, your clothes you take off,
Too many wrong, and the last garment you doff.
This is where the Fun can begin,
The winner gets to play with the newly-exposed skin!
How long a time is decided at the start,
Remembering always to be kind to your heart!
Right at first,
You might only want to tantalize your thirst!
Work up to longer,
When you're feeling stronger.
Final Jeopardy is really a Blast,
That is why they save it for last!
I would most often win,
She would be covered in only her skin!
I would be generous in my win,
After a little playing, her massage would begin!
Now I'll give you a game-winning plan,
From me, to you, just man-to-man.
For The Final, bet everything,
Then, the buzzer, don't even ring!
The worst that could happen is, you both don't have a stitch,
But the sight of each other will start an itch!
That can only be scratched by the other,
Now you can commence to smother
Each with kisses,
Both for Mister and the Missus!
Give it a shot, and you will see,
No one loses at "Strip Jeopardy!"
Copyright © Rick Rucker | Year Posted 2011
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