No Mickey Taking

I promise not to take the Mickey as far as I know After all you maybe a John or Jane Doe Of course you could be Uncle Sam in the USA Possibly John Bull living here in the UK Bob's your uncle if I took the Mickey out of you Going even Steven would certainly not be true Peeping Toms would check up on me Robbing Peter to pay Paul as you can see All this poetry work makes Jack a dull boy Never take the Mickey its for you to enjoy Read it and you will have the life of Riley I guarantee a tear and perhaps even a smiley