No Mail On Saturdays

There won’t be mail on Saturdays; The P.O.’s cutting back. Surprisingly, the news was met With very little flack. For fewer things come in the mail; Most pay their bills online, Although the mailmen still deliver Whether rain or shine. A very distant memory Within my mind holds sway, Of postal workers showing up Two times in just one day. Perhaps I just imagined that But it’s not all that strange, Another fine example of The ways that things can change. This new rule won’t affect me, though – I’ve had a little peek, And luckily, my birthday’s in The middle of the week. I’m sure that in the years to come They’ll cut the mail again And so we all should celebrate – Five days of mail – amen!