No Intelligent Life...

You think that you so big and tough,
I’ll show you what it means to get rough;

Dishing out your stupid words,
But it only makes you sound absurd;

Thinking your so big and bad;
Your life must be something sad,

All you do is talk, talk, talk,
But I know that you can’t walk the walk;

Ridiculous you sound to me,
And trust me everyone agrees;

You get up on that high horse,
But I just let nature take it’s course;

One day soon you’re gonna fall,
Or get smashed into a brick wall;

I’m find myself waiting for that day,
To end your outrageously false display;

I salivate at that very thought,
Your brains must be filled with rot;

No intelligent life to be found,
Your just as retarded as you sound;

Don’t worry you never were my friend,
And I fully mean to condescend;

I revel now in your distress,
Who am I talking about, just guess!

~Don't worry it's not about anyone on the Soup - 
he can barely string words together, I'm not sure if
he can even write~

~For P.D.'s Slam Contest~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Mehta Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 4:22 AM
A well deserved win, Tirzah
Culverhouse Avatar
August 4, 2010 at 5:48 PM
wow congrats on the win! you told someone off, glad it was not me!! He he he!
Cwiak Avatar
July 27, 2010 at 8:01 AM
Terrific Slam, Tirzah! Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C
Dietrich Avatar
July 26, 2010 at 8:31 PM
Congratulations, Tirzah, great slam!Luv, Andrea
Brown Avatar
July 26, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Congratulations (Tirzah) on your win in (Destroyer((Poet's contest "Slam!!! Slam!!! Slam!!! . Love, Carol
A   Avatar
July 25, 2010 at 7:52 PM
CONGRATULATIONS !!,,Glad it was not directed to me,,ouch that would have hurt,,,enjoyed tons,..p.d.
Guzzi Avatar
July 25, 2010 at 7:33 PM
yike a real toughie! You gottum! Light & Love
Sweetheart Avatar
July 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Congrats Tirzah on your winning poem in P.D.'s contest with this fantastic write.. enjoy another top spot win my friend.. with luv..
Sweetheart Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 4:04 PM
Great Slam Tirzah and glad u added the footnote too to keep everyone cool.. haha.. good luck.. I wrote my first Slam for P.D. SLAM-VENT and today wrote one for S.K.A.T. Irma's contest.. SEE No Evil...HEAR No Evil...SPEAK No Evil.. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE OIL.... so I hope they both like my first two attempts at SLAM... I am a LUVER...not a HATER... so its hard to create something sassy and stinging... but I gave it my best shot.. with luv.. let me know if u like them..
Dietrich Avatar
July 17, 2010 at 2:48 PM
hahaha. Loved the end of this one. Very nicely done. lUv, Andrea
Devonshire Avatar
July 16, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Best wishes in the contest, Tirzah. I'm not big on slam poetry, but yours is well done and gave me a laugh! Love, Carolyn
Cooper Avatar
July 16, 2010 at 6:54 AM
Love it! ~ Molly
Mills Avatar
July 16, 2010 at 4:39 AM
I was thinking for an instance you were talking about me too... Fun slam! LOL! Love, Susan
A   Avatar
July 16, 2010 at 1:31 AM
oh my gosh!! I thought it was for me,, i thought i'd finnally been called a retard,,,this was awesome,,,lol,,, you roock,,,glad i am not him or retard,,,your words hit,,,enjoyes,..p..d
Mehta Avatar
July 15, 2010 at 9:49 PM
Nice entry. Good luck in the contest
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