No Intelligent Life...

You think that you so big and tough,
I’ll show you what it means to get rough;

Dishing out your stupid words,
But it only makes you sound absurd;

Thinking your so big and bad;
Your life must be something sad,

All you do is talk, talk, talk,
But I know that you can’t walk the walk;

Ridiculous you sound to me,
And trust me everyone agrees;

You get up on that high horse,
But I just let nature take it’s course;

One day soon you’re gonna fall,
Or get smashed into a brick wall;

I’m find myself waiting for that day,
To end your outrageously false display;

I salivate at that very thought,
Your brains must be filled with rot;

No intelligent life to be found,
Your just as retarded as you sound;

Don’t worry you never were my friend,
And I fully mean to condescend;

I revel now in your distress,
Who am I talking about, just guess!

~Don't worry it's not about anyone on the Soup - 
he can barely string words together, I'm not sure if
he can even write~

~For P.D.'s Slam Contest~

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/14/2010 4:22:00 AM
A well deserved win, Tirzah
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Date: 8/4/2010 5:48:00 PM
wow congrats on the win! you told someone off, glad it was not me!! He he he!
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Date: 7/27/2010 8:01:00 AM
Terrific Slam, Tirzah! Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C
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Date: 7/26/2010 8:31:00 PM
Congratulations, Tirzah, great slam!Luv, Andrea
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Date: 7/26/2010 8:38:00 AM
Congratulations (Tirzah) on your win in (Destroyer((Poet's contest "Slam!!! Slam!!! Slam!!! . Love, Carol
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Date: 7/25/2010 7:52:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS !!,,Glad it was not directed to me,,ouch that would have hurt,,,enjoyed tons,..p.d.
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Date: 7/25/2010 7:33:00 PM
yike a real toughie! You gottum! Light & Love
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Date: 7/25/2010 5:55:00 PM
Congrats Tirzah on your winning poem in P.D.'s contest with this fantastic write.. enjoy another top spot win my friend.. with luv..
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Date: 7/18/2010 4:04:00 PM
Great Slam Tirzah and glad u added the footnote too to keep everyone cool.. haha.. good luck.. I wrote my first Slam for P.D. SLAM-VENT and today wrote one for S.K.A.T. Irma's contest.. SEE No Evil...HEAR No Evil...SPEAK No Evil.. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE OIL.... so I hope they both like my first two attempts at SLAM... I am a LUVER...not a HATER... so its hard to create something sassy and stinging... but I gave it my best shot.. with luv.. let me know if u like them..
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Date: 7/17/2010 2:48:00 PM
hahaha. Loved the end of this one. Very nicely done. lUv, Andrea
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Date: 7/16/2010 10:06:00 AM
Best wishes in the contest, Tirzah. I'm not big on slam poetry, but yours is well done and gave me a laugh! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/16/2010 6:54:00 AM
Love it! ~ Molly
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Date: 7/16/2010 4:39:00 AM
I was thinking for an instance you were talking about me too... Fun slam! LOL! Love, Susan
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Date: 7/16/2010 1:31:00 AM
oh my gosh!! I thought it was for me,, i thought i'd finnally been called a retard,,,this was awesome,,,lol,,, you roock,,,glad i am not him or retard,,,your words hit,,,enjoyes,..p..d
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Date: 7/15/2010 9:49:00 PM
Nice entry. Good luck in the contest
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