No Goal
Men and their hoses
they just cant control
to aim the piss
inside the big white hole
Women wouldn't mind
there wouldn't be an issue
if they just bother to stretch over
and grab a bit of tissue
It's all about your game
it's like scoring a goal
The football is your piss
the goal is your bowl
Concentrate, focus
keep your eye on the net
line it up right
and the seat won't get wet
Well done men..
SCCOORRREEE!!!
Theres nothing on the seat
but what's that on the floor.
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