No Farting Allowed

why fart and waste 
when you have the option of burp and taste.....

and then again......

why fart and smell..............
when you can burp taste and tell..........

and after all the farting if you need to poop
when the session is on if you look down ,all you  see is something like soup............

yet

I go and sit on my throne,
it has a plastic top but is made of marble stone......

I go there to excrete and stink..........
but on my throne for hours, i sit and think...........

Doing nothing but scratch my balls,
as i admire  the soap stains on the walls................
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Onclaud Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 4:00 AM
graphic in a witty way, sashi.. much enjoyed!... winning wishes and huggs! :)
Prabhu Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 12:22 PM
thanks Nette!
Susan Avatar
May 17, 2012 at 8:13 AM
I liked the farting vs burping. very cute :) good luck in the contest!
Prabhu Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 12:23 PM
glad u liked it Susan!!!!!!!!!
Poet Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Hahaha....enjoyed the humour here Sashi.Best wishes to you.
Prabhu Avatar
May 20, 2012 at 12:23 PM
thanks KASH!!!!!
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