Elizabeth O'Driscoll Poet Rhyme

No Bull

I was trying to insure my car
But alas I didn’t get very far
When along came amber
With his flashing space camper
Demanding I go to the bar
I said for god’s sake
Will you give me a break?
I’m trying to insure my car

He said please hurry
There has been a flurry
Jeff got drunk at the bar
He punched Mr pompous
And kicked Mr self- righteous
We can’t control him at all
When we got to the bar
Jeff was in a police car
And no man was left standing at all
I said dearest Jeff 
What caused this entire flurry?
He said don’t you worry
 I stand for no bull*****at all

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Debbie Duncan January 22, 2013 at 7:25 AM Love it Liz,,,, I think we all have known people . have a great day ;} Elizabeth O'Driscoll January 22, 2013 at 11:31 AM Not sure i get that, but thank you Debbie, love Elizabeth :)

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire December 14, 2012 at 1:25 PM Dear Elizabeth, I see YOU have a Humorist side. Ingenious Pen Where is Jeff now?? Is YOUR car insured yet LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry Elizabeth O'Driscoll December 15, 2012 at 4:49 AM :) well jeff is still around, in fact i got a lovely letter from him :) yes indeed where would we be without a little humour, as for the car it's a long story hahaha xox

John Posey November 19, 2012 at 11:58 AM Thanks for a humorous break in my reading today. Creativity lives in this clever post. I'm still chuckling over this one. Great write..... Jake Elizabeth O'Driscoll November 20, 2012 at 5:44 AM Thank you John, it's good to laugh, glad you enjoyed it, love Elizabeth

Lillie Williams November 14, 2012 at 6:15 PM This is so good. I laugh and I laugh. I felt happy, and you put laughter back in my heart, thanks Elizabeth. What happen to Jeff, did he get out of jail? I guess he didn't take no bull at all. Thanks for this magnificent piece of writing. :-) Elizabeth O'Driscoll November 14, 2012 at 6:44 PM Thank you Lillie, yes it is quite funny :) I'm not sure what happined to jeff after I bailed him out :) some people have no appreciation :) he just disappeared on me

Jon A Cavanaugh November 4, 2012 at 5:37 AM The car's still uninsured/and it's highly absurd/that Jeff wouldn't assist you at all/ For the car was struck by a truck/and you are now out of luck/because now it's to late for the call. Very fun poem you have here "No Bull". Enjoyed it Immensely. Elizabeth O'Driscoll November 4, 2012 at 7:19 PM Thank you Jon, how is Jeff, haven't seen him around lately ? give him my regards, love elizabeth

Richard Lamoureux November 3, 2012 at 1:43 PM This is a lot of fun, did you ever insure the car? Elizabeth O'Driscoll November 3, 2012 at 7:15 PM Yes, I got round to it in the end, love elizabeth