Ninja Spider

Ninja Spider Spying a spider on my wall your not staying there - no never at all with rolled up paper intent to squish I tip toe over quietly shoosh shoosh shish Approaching the spider grew it much bigger I was ready to strike but spider was quicker it moved and turned I swear to confront me making me squeal - felt such a ninny Did I imagine or was right did I see? the spider raise up four legs at me like boxers ready to start a new round spider poised to knock me to ground Surprised I step back bewildered and stunned rubbing eyes blurry, to see two not just the one Shaking my head and puff out my chest lets see who is going to win this big test Paper slams down, the blighter did jump flying toward me and what felt like a thump I scream like a sissy my arms thrash away look down on the floor there it did lay I raise my foot high ready to stamp spider fast spinning, powers its amps eight legs coiled to spring an attack frantically moving - I'm out of here Jack! Glanced in the mirror made my head spin the spider was now on one of my chins arms wildly thrashing in lunatic style slapping my face for a short while Eyes down, eyes up, eyes side to side little ninja had decided to hide then suddenly from out of the blue came down its string web swinging it moves Ninja with eight legs was kicking at me hitting my nose brought me down on my knees I swear I heard it scream eee - aarrr- eee but then again that might of been me Web spun round me tighter than Scrooge spider won with all his ninja moves ok, you win, you can live here with me ninja spider and beaten, little old me. 04.09.20