News You Can Use

News You Can Use This is Johnny Lately with Channel Too News Coming to you live from under my bed Along with all the staff and crew here at Cannel Too News Wishing you a happy news day We make it all up as we go in our sleep and in dreams From the comfort of egos and beds… or under them The weather is better down here We invent that as well… It is always clear Here we are at home and I’m not alone. Mom’s making me cup a soup And that’s the scoop From channel Too News All the news you can use 24 hrs. a day We say it as we see it and we see it as we say it Right off the top of our heads And from under our beds Beds that will never be made As our mothers are our maids and slaves We hide from the world with our power And there’s probably no news out there… and who cares If we say that it’s snowing then that’s how it’s going So you better invest in some plows I’m Johnny Lately with Channel Too News With all the news you will ever use… for now